Ep10: Henry's Drunk

Sorry for the hiatus - Juan, Mark, and Henry are all members of a very small sect of Judaism that observes a two week passover in which audio recordings and the internet must be kept separate at all times.

The title of this episode pretty much says it all, the rest of this post is mostly extraneous information.




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We accidentally deleted the first part of this recording that had Juan in it, so sadly this is another Juanless episode. Instead there's this chick Bethany who Henry used to work with.

Here are Henry's amazing movie posters:














Here's a link to an article about Henry 2: Marvin Heemeyer, the guy who built a seemingly unstoppable armored bulldozer and destroyed a bunch of buildings in Granby, Colorado because of a small fine and a municipal zoning dispute: Man who bulldozed through Colo. town is dead.

And finally, Cool Runnings:


Not his best work.


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Ep09: Amputees

We do kind of a tag team thing, where first it's just Juan and Henry and then Mark comes and Henry stops talking, then Henry comes back and Juan leaves to get a drink. The only other thing you need to know to enjoy this episode is that Henry's penis looks like a shark. Also "Summoning Bahamut" should probably be a euphemism for masturbation.





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Ep08: Erotic Fan Fiction Strikes Back, Part 2: The Revenge

Mark, Henry, and Juan have some old fashioned fun with a feature that's been included on computers since the early 90's.

Xbox Dumps Henry.

Erotic Fan Fiction Strikes Back!




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Ep07: Jucketts!

Mark and Henry make up some new words, meanwhile the fate of humanity hangs in the balance!



Some things you should know:

Joe is Mark and Henry's former roommate, who always tries to make people feel uncomfortable.

Gabrielle is Henry's sister, which is why Mark is so interested when her name is mentioned.

The Road is a Pulitzer Prize winning novel by Cormac McCarthy about cannibals.

Sadly Juan isn't in this episode. It just turned out that way. The majority of our listeners tune in for his soothing voice, and we promise soon to have an episode that is ONLY Juan.*

Also the new terms provided in this episode are free of charge, so use them as much as possible.


*Not an actual promise.

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Ep06: Just a Little Snack, Guy

Alright, full disclosure. This is Mark writing. It's always been me. Before I would sometimes write "We" to give the podcast its own collective voice, but the time has come to assign specific credit/blame, depending on how you look at it, and in this case that credit/blame falls squarely on Henry. Henry was the Captain of Episode 6, and he's thrown down the gauntlet with new concepts including but not limited to:

• Musical Sequences
• Sections where only Henry's part of the audio was recorded
• Copyright infringement

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell you more about it when I've got the time.



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Ep05: You're the Best (Around (Nothing's Ever Gonna Keep you Down))

For what it's worth, we thought we were mature people, that we had a sophisticated sense of humor and that we could look at the world through an objective viewpoint in order to come up with intelligent, witty observations that might make others see life in new and different ways. But as we listen to ourselves in these recordings, we realize that we're a bunch of slightly racist thirteen year olds trapped in adult bodies who can only express feelings through references to movies from the late eighties and early nineties, and the occasional poop joke. That's what this episode is all about.



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Ep04: Dental Plan (Lisa Needs Braces)

We had these two recordings that we were gonna try to combine into one episode, but each had its own beginning and end, and Jeremy is in one and not the other. So we decided to do half the work for twice the payoff by making them two separate episodes.

In this one we take you on a sensory adventure through space and time, mostly time, specifically the time it takes you to listen to this episode, which is about 17 minutes.

Henry leaves, Henry comes back, Juan and Mark leave and Henry's all alone. Also we talked about sex toys for a full 90 minutes before we realized that only the first 5 minutes of it got recorded.



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