Ep16: Hydration Popsicles

After a loooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggggg break that maybe nobody noticed, we're back with a new episode that was actually finished a long time ago but not uploaded until now. You might call it the season finale, because this will most likely be followed by another hiatus. Or maybe the previous episode was the season finale and this one is some kind of holiday special.

Anyways, Mark, Juan, Henry and Bethany talk about Dragon Wars, Eva Longoria impressions, and releasing things into the wild to toughen them up. Featuring a special walk-on appearance by a guest who is very close to Henry.



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Who will make a special appearance?

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Scene from "Dragon Wars (D-War)"



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Ep15: Puppy Podcast!

Henry finally got his puppy and named it Penelope, and it inspired our first ever VIDEO PODCAST! Accordingly, we mostly talk about dogs, while showing you video of Henry's dog, but don't worry, there's more!: We invent a new device for grabbing things, figure out what truly frightens Juan, and answer the question "Is McDonald's own Chipotle?"



For people like Mark who listen to podcasts on their old-fashioned non-video iPods, we've also uploaded an audio only version of the podcast, available below. Are people downloading the podcast from iTunes? Let us know what we can do to make your listening experience more pleasant.



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Ep14: Potato Day

Everybody knows that a podcast without Mark is like a day without sunshine, and in this episode it takes Bethany, Joe, and Joe's friends Tom and Sarah to make up for the fact that Mark is almost not in this one.

Henry pretends that he edits the podcast, we talk about Gossip Girl, Tom tells a crazy story.



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Also, you can now Subscribe to our Podcast on iTunes! In iTunes just go to the Advanced menu , select "Subscribe to Podcast", and in the window that opens paste this url:

http://life-is-bullshit.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default

It's so simple that it's harder NOT to do it!

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Angry Whopper (German Version)

Propeller Beanie

Ep13: Tool Time

We come up with some names for Henry's dog and talk about stuff we've seen on TV. Also, you'll never believe which 2 celebrities Mark wrote fan letters to as a kid.




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The Death Scene from RoboCop:



HappyCone© Prototype:

Ep12: Googling

Immaturity loves company when we're joined by Mark and Henry's former roommate Joe. We coin some new words, measure our penises, and play The Question Game. This is easily our longest and most childish episode.




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And it turns out that the reason Joe is mad at Mark is because of a blog Mark wrote featuring Joe embarking on a series of heroic battles and sexual conquests. The blog isn't available online any more, but if anyone is interested, send us your e-mail address and we'll send you a copy.

Just kidding, we know that nobody is interested.

Ep11: Werner Herzog

Here's a comedic amuse-bouche (French for "funny mouth") edited by Juan. Topics discussed include fried mayonnaise sandwiches, Warren Zevon, Werner Herzog, and how Mark is bad at impressions.



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Is this a commercial for Kid Rock, the National Guard or Dale Earnhart Jr?:



The Juan-Sonny relationship:





Werner Herzog getting shot:



Not a significant bullet.
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Ep10: Henry's Drunk

Sorry for the hiatus - Juan, Mark, and Henry are all members of a very small sect of Judaism that observes a two week passover in which audio recordings and the internet must be kept separate at all times.

The title of this episode pretty much says it all, the rest of this post is mostly extraneous information.




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We accidentally deleted the first part of this recording that had Juan in it, so sadly this is another Juanless episode. Instead there's this chick Bethany who Henry used to work with.

Here are Henry's amazing movie posters:














Here's a link to an article about Henry 2: Marvin Heemeyer, the guy who built a seemingly unstoppable armored bulldozer and destroyed a bunch of buildings in Granby, Colorado because of a small fine and a municipal zoning dispute: Man who bulldozed through Colo. town is dead.

And finally, Cool Runnings:


Not his best work.


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