Ep13: Tool Time

We come up with some names for Henry's dog and talk about stuff we've seen on TV. Also, you'll never believe which 2 celebrities Mark wrote fan letters to as a kid.




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The Death Scene from RoboCop:



HappyCone© Prototype:

Ep12: Googling

Immaturity loves company when we're joined by Mark and Henry's former roommate Joe. We coin some new words, measure our penises, and play The Question Game. This is easily our longest and most childish episode.




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And it turns out that the reason Joe is mad at Mark is because of a blog Mark wrote featuring Joe embarking on a series of heroic battles and sexual conquests. The blog isn't available online any more, but if anyone is interested, send us your e-mail address and we'll send you a copy.

Just kidding, we know that nobody is interested.

Ep11: Werner Herzog

Here's a comedic amuse-bouche (French for "funny mouth") edited by Juan. Topics discussed include fried mayonnaise sandwiches, Warren Zevon, Werner Herzog, and how Mark is bad at impressions.



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Is this a commercial for Kid Rock, the National Guard or Dale Earnhart Jr?:



The Juan-Sonny relationship:





Werner Herzog getting shot:



Not a significant bullet.
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Ep10: Henry's Drunk

Sorry for the hiatus - Juan, Mark, and Henry are all members of a very small sect of Judaism that observes a two week passover in which audio recordings and the internet must be kept separate at all times.

The title of this episode pretty much says it all, the rest of this post is mostly extraneous information.




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We accidentally deleted the first part of this recording that had Juan in it, so sadly this is another Juanless episode. Instead there's this chick Bethany who Henry used to work with.

Here are Henry's amazing movie posters:














Here's a link to an article about Henry 2: Marvin Heemeyer, the guy who built a seemingly unstoppable armored bulldozer and destroyed a bunch of buildings in Granby, Colorado because of a small fine and a municipal zoning dispute: Man who bulldozed through Colo. town is dead.

And finally, Cool Runnings:


Not his best work.


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Ep09: Amputees

We do kind of a tag team thing, where first it's just Juan and Henry and then Mark comes and Henry stops talking, then Henry comes back and Juan leaves to get a drink. The only other thing you need to know to enjoy this episode is that Henry's penis looks like a shark. Also "Summoning Bahamut" should probably be a euphemism for masturbation.





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Ep08: Erotic Fan Fiction Strikes Back, Part 2: The Revenge

Mark, Henry, and Juan have some old fashioned fun with a feature that's been included on computers since the early 90's.

Xbox Dumps Henry.

Erotic Fan Fiction Strikes Back!




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Ep07: Jucketts!

Mark and Henry make up some new words, meanwhile the fate of humanity hangs in the balance!



Some things you should know:

Joe is Mark and Henry's former roommate, who always tries to make people feel uncomfortable.

Gabrielle is Henry's sister, which is why Mark is so interested when her name is mentioned.

The Road is a Pulitzer Prize winning novel by Cormac McCarthy about cannibals.

Sadly Juan isn't in this episode. It just turned out that way. The majority of our listeners tune in for his soothing voice, and we promise soon to have an episode that is ONLY Juan.*

Also the new terms provided in this episode are free of charge, so use them as much as possible.


*Not an actual promise.

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