Ep57: New Year's Day

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Short episode, 2 months late, not much else to say. Henry's getting fat, Mark is getting drunk, Juan is getting off the pot, but NOT before he does his business. Also: Who will be the First Celebrity to Die in 2011? Our predictions, and more, this episode.


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Ep56: Delivery Race!

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Reheating vs Cooking the first time, Mark Yells at a Homeless Person, and a DELIVERY RACE: US vs Thailand!!! What nation will emerge as the world's only superpower?


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Ep55: Next Time in Toon Town

Mark, Henry, and Erika ramble on about some such nonsense about Kanye West's new teeth, their own teeth, and kids turning into cartoons. Juan and Bethany haven't been on the podcast in a while, but they are still around, and will be back soon!

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And here's some other stuff:

Kanye West gets Diamond Teeth!




One of you doubted me...




A collection of children "turning into cartoons," whatever that really means:







Freezing Frog Will Protect Your Garden!




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Ep54: Impression Contest

Another, much longer impression contest is held. You might find it equally funny and uncomfortable, or maybe just uncomfortable. But stick around, because later Erika will teach us to dance!




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Stacey from your French class is over here, just hanging out, waiting for you to write us a review on iTunes, so that we can invite you to our birthday party to meet her.


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Ep53: To Live and Die in a Death Race

Chicken and Waffles, sounds you can’t stand, flash top 5 lists. If this is your first time, go elsewhere because this one's kind of boring. But the next one will probably be good. The fast top 5 lists part of this one is okay.




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Baklava, Balaclava, Balalaika, not necessarily in that order.

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Ep52: Shit is Bullshit

Bathroom habits: Europe vs America, and a little bit of Japan for good measure! Also: Who Drank Who Under the Table?




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ALSO
in an effort to broaden our listenership, this episode is also available on YouTube, which, as you all know, can be embedded on Facebook pages and other websites (you'd think independent audio files could be too, but apparently we haven't reached that level of technology.) Anyway, here's about 15 minutes worth of what you'd get normally, because that's the longest that can go on Youtube. Embed away! Tell everybody, kids!









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Ep51: Erika pt2: Bear Stepfather: The Series

The continuation of an earlier episode (because the recording was such a comedy goldmine!) finds the crew discussing bivouacs, super heroes, and a little bit more on pterodactyl porn. But the bulk of the discussion centers on beleaguered German polar bear Knut, and whether he is the cutest thing in existence, or just the cutest bear in existence.




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Wikipedia results for the word "Bivouac"






The opposing ends of the cute/ugly spectrum



Knut, der IST ein kuschelbar


And the line "I'm your new foster father," is of course from the movie About Schmidt, but the version Mark and Henry are quoting comes by way of this classic gem:




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