Ep50:Mark's Drunk

The title pretty much says it all. This episode is out of order, because Mark was drunk enough to have forgotten that he recorded it altogether. Mark was also fairly drunk when he edited this episode, and when he wrote this thing you're reading right now. The point is he can't really remember what happened this episode, but it might've been kind of funny.

The one thing is it takes place before Henry went on his first date with the girl he's now been on several more dates with, and has referred to it on an earlier episode.




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The following things appeared to Mark in a drunken stupor and may or may not have happened within the conversation:

Either Mark in a previous life, or Juan after Henry wakes him up


Knox Harrington, the Video Artist:

Turns out The Air up There already had a perfect poster:

But MAN did Mr. Holland Opus benefit from a new one:

Music by Bryan Den Hartog


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Ep49: Too Ballsy to Be Around!

"How 'bout a kiss, Santy Claus?"

Why quote Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman? Because:

BETHANY RETURNS!

I guess she was in the last episode too but she's ESPECIALLY in this episode. We talk about cringeworthy audience experiences, hacemos un sección en español, and find out if We Need to Grow A Pair. Listen to the episode to find out if we do!




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And how 'bout that kiss?

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Ep48: Life is Brownies

The name of the game this episode is intoxicants. Henry had a bad experience with a batch of tiny brownies, and Mark does whip-its in the back of the coffee shop, whenever he’s not beating it, that is. Then we write a review of our own podcast, with disastrous consequences! Other topics include: ShoutOuts and Rejects! and What god would you be? Also: Bethany Returns!




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Here are a bunch of pictures!

Henry's Total Recall Poster

Mary from Aesop's Fable, pictured here with son Jake

Hades kidnapping some dude's girlfriend

Baccus

Loki

Quetzalcoatl in Human Form

Quetzalcoatl in badass regular form

"Gov'ment do take a bite, don't they" (that line, and the Polack joke, not actually featured in this clip)


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Ep47: I Am Lunchables!

If you google "Chinstrap" with SafeSearch ON

The first thing to know is that the title has almost nothing to do with the episode. Someone says it at one point in the episode. But all the other episode titles slept through their alarms this morning, and I Am Lunchables was the only one that showed up.

Mark and Henry argue about Paranormal Activity, and then Mark tries to get Henry to deliver some important documents. Henry ponders a life decision. Juan coins a term for the sandwich sensation that's sweeping the nation.




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If you google chinstrap with SafeSearch OFF (We'll let you do it yourself for the full effect. (You may have to add "dildo" after the word "chinstrap."( Actually you can probably just imagine what it looks like.)))

Music by Bryan Den Hartog!!!!!!!

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Ep46: Smells Good Tastes Gross

"On the Way to Five Guys" - the Picture of Henry that's got All of America Talking!

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The first half of the recording is talking about things that appear one way and act the opposite way, the second half is about finding a new pair of shoes for Mark online. At one point Alison sneezes and no one says bless you. If any of those things sounds interesting, then this is the episode for YOU!!!




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Ep45: 8===D ~ ~ ~ @:(

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Mark sets up an OkCupid profile, to the horror of women nationwide. Also Juan manipulates Mark and Henry over the airwaves. This one's a two parter, but both parts are included in this one episode so don't you worry about that one iota.

Original Profile

"Corrected" Profile

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Ep44: Rage is Bullshit

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We get to the bottom of our uncontrollable rages, and get a more in-depth story behind Henry's car getting boosted for a joyride.

I can't remember what else we talked about this episode, so here's a trailer for Carrie 2: The Rage:




Music by Bryan Den Hartog