Ep47: I Am Lunchables!

If you google "Chinstrap" with SafeSearch ON

The first thing to know is that the title has almost nothing to do with the episode. Someone says it at one point in the episode. But all the other episode titles slept through their alarms this morning, and I Am Lunchables was the only one that showed up.

Mark and Henry argue about Paranormal Activity, and then Mark tries to get Henry to deliver some important documents. Henry ponders a life decision. Juan coins a term for the sandwich sensation that's sweeping the nation.




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If you google chinstrap with SafeSearch OFF (We'll let you do it yourself for the full effect. (You may have to add "dildo" after the word "chinstrap."( Actually you can probably just imagine what it looks like.)))

Music by Bryan Den Hartog!!!!!!!

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Ep46: Smells Good Tastes Gross

"On the Way to Five Guys" - the Picture of Henry that's got All of America Talking!

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The first half of the recording is talking about things that appear one way and act the opposite way, the second half is about finding a new pair of shoes for Mark online. At one point Alison sneezes and no one says bless you. If any of those things sounds interesting, then this is the episode for YOU!!!




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Ep45: 8===D ~ ~ ~ @:(

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Mark sets up an OkCupid profile, to the horror of women nationwide. Also Juan manipulates Mark and Henry over the airwaves. This one's a two parter, but both parts are included in this one episode so don't you worry about that one iota.

Original Profile

"Corrected" Profile

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Ep44: Rage is Bullshit

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We get to the bottom of our uncontrollable rages, and get a more in-depth story behind Henry's car getting boosted for a joyride.

I can't remember what else we talked about this episode, so here's a trailer for Carrie 2: The Rage:




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Ep43: The Who's on First

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Juan "bums us out", discuss greatest fears, the base-running system, what occupation do you most desire sexually, and an old timey comedy bit. Also, find out how you can receive a check for $1!!!

Notes and Errata:

I couldn't find the actual clip, so but here's another example of someone reenacting the Pie scene from Stephen King's "Thinner" (Sploier alrets for Stephen King's Thinner)
Go to 7:37



Another thing that was reenacted. They just don't make them like they used to!



Mary Elizabeth ASStrantonio




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Ep42: Life is Jokeshit

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A lot of time is spent trying to write a joke, wherein Mark and Juan recall other jokes they can remember and don't really write anything. Also Mark tries to buy Henry a plane ticket, and apathy ensues!

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Ep41: Series Reboot

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Probably the macabrest episode yet, we talk about scars, then what should be done with our bodies when we die, and some other topic I forget right now. Also, the shortest episode description ever!

And no pictures!