Ep42: Life is Jokeshit

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A lot of time is spent trying to write a joke, wherein Mark and Juan recall other jokes they can remember and don't really write anything. Also Mark tries to buy Henry a plane ticket, and apathy ensues!

Music by Bryan Den Hartog




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Ep41: Series Reboot

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Probably the macabrest episode yet, we talk about scars, then what should be done with our bodies when we die, and some other topic I forget right now. Also, the shortest episode description ever!

And no pictures!

Ep40: ( o Y o )

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Henry flirts with a guy he's playing StarCraft with, we play Devil's Advocate and Sweet Talk the listener. Also we went on Henry's OkCupid profile to try and find a lady for him, with mixed results. The title of this episode is supposed to look like a pair of breasts. Listen to find out how to make this image on your home computer!

Music by Bryan Den Hartog.

Ep39: Life is Bullscript

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This episode is a regular global village...

of PIZZA!!!

Care to follow along?

Bethany's Audition

Juan's Audition

Henry's Audition

Juan's Callback

Henry's Callback

Life is Bullscript!

Pizza de Abogado?

Music by Bryan Den Hartog

Ep38: Crab Rangoon

Once there was a boy named Henry who had a hangover from the RollerDerby AfterParty and wanted to order some food to try to make himself feel better, so he called his friends Mark and Bethany and Eric to help him decide what to get. In the meantime, they talked about the Magic School Bus. And eventually Juan showed up.





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Which one's the REAL Samuel L. Jackson?

We'd like to see her teaching credentials.

The best Protoss Unit?

Music by Bryan Den Hartog.

Ep37: FMSP

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The title is a coded reference to one of Juan's favorite "pick up lines." "FMSP" is NSFW!

Spooky stories are told. Suggestive text messages are sent and read aloud. Cookies are baked, and rebaked. Here are some things that may or may not have anything to do with this episode:

Mary Lynn Raskjub

Michelle Williams after being stuffed into her locker by her best friends

A more squished Rene Zellwegger

MORANIS!!!


Music by Bryan Den Hartog

Ep36: Juaning Time Station

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There is a place in Hell, written about by Dante, past the city of Dis and the wood of suicides, but not quite all the way to those bolgias (if you get to the lake of excrement you've gone too far) where the most horrendous of punishments are meted out to those deserving: the line cutters, the movie-theater-non-legmovers, the zoo-animal-taunters. And they say that if you swim to the bottom of the deepest lake and listen very carefully, you can hear the screams of the tortured souls and the baleful chum chum chumming of their master. This level of the abyss is called Juaning Time Station, and its keeper is Juan the Pain Train.

Also, The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest!


**UPDATE** Mark and Juan's New Yorker Caption was actually selected by the New Yorker as the winner of this week's cartoon caption contest! Click here to see it on the actual New Yorker site!



All Too Easy.


Music by Bryan Den Hartog.